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Mad Madness sale sends EndTheMadness.org out of business!
 
 
 
You thought if you hovered your mouse over this picture that I would tell you something funny?
 
In an evil bout of disdain, supporters of madness flooded the markets with bad singles events, leaving ETM events lost in a flood of nothingness, as the purporters of madness snicker and guffaw in their back rooms....
  

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Aflac Duck to Marry Geico Gecko at next ETM event
 
AFLAC! QUACK! The 2 star mammals hit it off at last event. One thing led to another, and the Aflac duck was dancing the "Robot" with the Gecko. And now to be wed....