Posed picture at recent EndTheMadness convention

In a surprise announcement, the EndTheMadness Foundation of Yonkers, NY, has decided that the madness really still exists, and if not, it should be recreated just in case.

Exclusive sources tell us that the organization feels that the previous ending of madness was only "a fake-out by the creators of madness to make us THINK that madness is over. While in truth, the madness lurks in every farmhouse, steakhouse, outhouse, bathhouse, and house of pancakes, even the non-kosher ones." Yes, we have no clue what that means, but we still smiled and nodded.

People responded with mixed reactions

"I actually missed the madness" said one young man who refused to give his name. "I mean, how else am I supposed to figure out who to marry? You'd have to be mad to want to get married." Needless to say, I doubt I'm going to set him up any time soon.

"Who wants madness? Why did they do this?" responded one young woman. "I am FOR ending madness. We can't perpetually stay mad. Besides, what will the webmaster do next Purim?"

As the sun sets on yet another day of madness, we all wonder who is really mad and who let the dogs out.