The point value you are assigned will determine your value on the shidduch market with general accuracy and help shadchanim set you up with those with similar numbers. Please answer honestly and to the best of your abilities. If you lie we will find out and it will only come back to haunt you later on. Resistance is futile.

Top score is 99, because only Hashem is perfect (and Gedolim).

Girls should substitute "desired husband" for male-specific questions related to learning, and "seminary" for "yeshiva".

1) Gender?
  Male
  Female
2) How old are you?
  20-22
  23-24
  25-26
  27-28
  Old
3) How would others describe your looks?
  Like a goyish model would look if we ever saw one
  Aidel
  Attractive
  Homely
  Pretty
  Stunning
  Beauty is in the eye of the beholder
  Everyone is beautiful in the eyes of Hashem
  Inner beauty
4) What sort of pedigree do you have?
  Immediate descendant of a Gadol
  Two or three degrees removed from a Gadol
  Everyone we can trace you to is heimish
  There is a taint of secularism in your family
  You're a ba'al teshuva or convert
5) What can your parents provide for you?
  Full upscale apartment
  Full regular apartment
  Half regular apartment
  Anything less than the above
6) What kind of support do you come with?
  Indefinite
  10-20 years
  5-10 years
  2-5 years
  1 year
  None
7) Do you only drink mayim yisrael?
  Yes
  No
8) Where do you rank in your yeshiva?
  Best boy
  Second best boy
  Anything less
9) Which shiur are you in?
  The best shiur
  Anything less
10) What kind of tablecloth do your parents use?
  White
  Pattern design
  Fancy
  I'm too kadosh to notice such things (but of course I'll find out)
11) Do they use a plastic tablecloth cover?
  Yes
  No
12) What’s the lowest tier educational institution you ever attended?
  A level (top yeshiva)
  B level (mid-class yeshiva)
  C level (yeshiva for low level learners, kids with any sort of problem or defect, kids with televisions in their homes, etc.)
  Public school, Yeshiva University, or other institution that teaches secular subjects beyond the minimum required by law
13) Where do you get your news about the world from?
  Da'as Torah approved newspaper (Yated Ne'eman, Hamodia, etc.)
  Posters on bulletin boards on the streets in Israel
  Secular media
  Internet
  Whatever you happen to overhear
  What world?
14) Did you ever have a job?
  Yes
  No
15) How many years do you plan on learning full-time?
  0-2
  2-5
  5-10
  10-20
  Until the money runs out and the kids go hungry
  Forever, no matter what
16) What will you do if the money runs out and the kids go hungry?
  Do whatever it takes to support your family (including working and getting a secular education)
  Schnorr
  Daven
  Tell the wife to get another job
  Just have bitachon. God will provide.
17) How often do you consult Da’as Torah?
  I am cynical about what passes for Da'as Torah
  Whenever I need guidance in a halachic or philosophical matter
  Always
  I have Da'as Torah myself
  Whenever Da'as Torah demands it
18) How old is your hat?
  1 week
  1 month
  ½ year
  1 year
  2 years
  Older than 2 years
  N/A
19) What kind of hat do you wear?
  Borsalino
  Other plain black hat
  Chassidish (doesn't matter which)
  Hat with a feather or some other item to "spruce it up"
  None
20) How many esrogim can you fit in your hat?
  1
  2
  3
  N/A
21) How often do you wear your hat?
  Only for davening
  Only on Shabbos
  Only when people might see me
  Always except when I sleep or shower
  Whenever, it varies based on my mood
  N/A
22) What would be your first reaction if your children got into a fight about a toy?
  Gently remind them that Bnei Torah shouldn't fight
  Yell at them to stop
  Give them a poch
  Punish them by taking something away from them
  Let them settle it on their own
  Leave it up to your wife
  Leave it up to your mother-in-law
  Consult Da'as Torah
  Read a book on parenting
  I'd be too busy learning to notice and/or get involved
23) Where would you go on a first date?
  Hotel lobbies only
  A walk in the park
  A restaurant or café
  Wherever the shadchan tells me to go
  Other
24) Suppose you were on a date and an elephant attacked you, causing you to drop your sefer. Would you:
  Pick it up
  Run
  Call your rebbe to ask what to do
25) Would you ever lie for shidduch purposes?
  Yes
  No
  How could you trust my answer to this very question?
26) Where do you want to live?
  A heimishe community in Israel
  A heimishe community in America
  Wherever the shadchan and/or Da'as Torah tells me to live
  Other
27) Would you agree to be set up with someone with a lower shidduch value number?
  Yes
  No
28) Have you ever attended an EndTheMadness event?
  Yes
  No
29) Have you ever thought about attending an EndTheMadness event?
  Yes
  No
30) Do you know anyone who has attended an EndTheMadness event?
  Yes
  No