1) Gender?
Male
Female
2) How old are you?
20-22
23-24
25-26
27-28
18-19
20
21
22-23
Old
3) How would others describe your looks? Like a goyish model would look if we ever saw one Aidel Attractive Homely Pretty Stunning Beauty is in the eye of the beholder Everyone is beautiful in the eyes of Hashem Inner beauty 4) What sort of pedigree do you have? Immediate descendant of a Gadol Two or three degrees removed from a Gadol Everyone we can trace you to is heimish There is a taint of secularism in your family You're a ba'al teshuva or convert 5) What can your parents provide for you? Full upscale apartment Full regular apartment Half regular apartment Anything less than the above 6) What kind of support do you come with? Indefinite 10-20 years 5-10 years 2-5 years 1 year None 7) Do you only drink mayim yisrael? Yes No 8) Where do you rank in your yeshiva? Best boy Second best boy Anything less 9) Which shiur are you in? The best shiur Anything less 10) What kind of tablecloth do your parents use? White Pattern design Fancy I'm too kadosh to notice such things (but of course I'll find out) 11) Do they use a plastic tablecloth cover? Yes No 12) What’s the lowest tier educational institution you ever attended? A level (top yeshiva) B level (mid-class yeshiva) C level (yeshiva for low level learners, kids with any sort of problem or defect, kids with televisions in their homes, etc.) Public school, Yeshiva University, or other institution that teaches secular subjects beyond the minimum required by law 13) Where do you get your news about the world from? Da'as Torah approved newspaper (Yated Ne'eman, Hamodia, etc.) Posters on bulletin boards on the streets in Israel Secular media Internet Whatever you happen to overhear What world? 14) Did you ever have a job? Yes No 15) How many years do you plan on learning full-time? 0-2 2-5 5-10 10-20 Until the money runs out and the kids go hungry Forever, no matter what 16) What will you do if the money runs out and the kids go hungry? Do whatever it takes to support your family (including working and getting a secular education) Schnorr Daven Tell the wife to get another job Just have bitachon. God will provide. 17) How often do you consult Da’as Torah? I am cynical about what passes for Da'as Torah Whenever I need guidance in a halachic or philosophical matter Always I have Da'as Torah myself Whenever Da'as Torah demands it 18) How old is your hat? 1 week 1 month ½ year 1 year 2 years Older than 2 years N/A 19) What kind of hat do you wear? Borsalino Other plain black hat Chassidish (doesn't matter which) Hat with a feather or some other item to "spruce it up" None 20) How many esrogim can you fit in your hat? 1 2 3 N/A 21) How often do you wear your hat? Only for davening Only on Shabbos Only when people might see me Always except when I sleep or shower Whenever, it varies based on my mood N/A 22) What would be your first reaction if your children got into a fight about a toy? Gently remind them that Bnei Torah shouldn't fight Yell at them to stop Give them a poch Punish them by taking something away from them Let them settle it on their own Leave it up to your wife Leave it up to your mother-in-law Consult Da'as Torah Read a book on parenting I'd be too busy learning to notice and/or get involved 23) Where would you go on a first date? Hotel lobbies only A walk in the park A restaurant or café Wherever the shadchan tells me to go Other 24) Suppose you were on a date and an elephant attacked you, causing you to drop your sefer. Would you: Pick it up Run Call your rebbe to ask what to do 25) Would you ever lie for shidduch purposes? Yes No How could you trust my answer to this very question? 26) Where do you want to live? A heimishe community in Israel A heimishe community in America Wherever the shadchan and/or Da'as Torah tells me to live Other 27) Would you agree to be set up with someone with a lower shidduch value number? Yes No 28) Have you ever attended an EndTheMadness event? Yes No 29) Have you ever thought about attending an EndTheMadness event? Yes No 30) Do you know anyone who has attended an EndTheMadness event? Yes No