CHEREM AGAINST ENDTHEMADNESS

As the duly appointed Shaliach of the Beis Din Shel Ma'alah and the Agudas Harabonim of Yeshiva shel Ma'alah and the Va'ad Arba Am Aratzois I hereby duly inform you that you and your website (loi aleinu) are placed under the heavy and awesome Cherem of the Kadmoinim Hakedoishim Shlit"a, I mean Zatza"l.
The aforementioned Moisdois Hakedoishim have determined that you and your website (loi aleinu) have violated 8 precepts, tenets and fundamental ikkarim of Anshei Shloimeinu, Zatza"l, I mean Shlit"a.

  1. You have attempted to do away with the Toirah Hakedoisha by supplanting the Aseres Hadibrois with the ten elements of your covenant. You might have even called it Brit HaChadasha and thereby exposed your true agenda which is to make Yiddishkeit into Goyishkeit by exposing Yeshivaleit to Narashkeit. Go fly a keit!
  2. You explicitly oppose the time honored tradition - The Masoirah!!!- of Klal Yisroel! Knessess Yisroel! and Am Yisroel! of indulging in sinah! To hate a freier yid because they wear a knitted yarmulke (which those who are not me-Anshei Shloimeinu call a Kippah Serugah in accord with the verse in Eicha "yistargu al tzavari hichshil koichi!!!!!!") is not CHINAM- CHAS VE-CHALILAH! The knitted yarmulke is the root of all the rebelliousness in Klal Yisroel since Yetzias Mitzrayim. Did not the evil doers say to Moishe Rabeinu "knitna rosh ve-nashuva mitzrayimah!" they would first put knitted yarmulkes on their heads and then the next step is "nashuvah mitzrayimah." And you mock our well justified sinah for reshoyim???!!!
  3. Our children should not be trusted to make any decisions without the council of the Gedoilei Hatoirah Hakedoishah. Our children have been raised in the impure, vile and disgusting environs of GALUS!!!!!!!!! How can they decide anything when their minds have been violated by Goyishkeit and Dei-ois Koizvois!? Only our Gedoilim have the insight and purity to make decisions about these matters which are Oimdim be-Rumoi shel Oilam!!!
  4. You declare that it is assur to belittle baalei teshuva. Does not the Talmud itself ridicule baalei teshuva when it says "Be-makom she-baalei teshuva oimdim ain tzadikim gemurim yechoilim la'amoid."??? Great Tzadikim "can not stand" in the same place as Baalei Teshuva! They don't even want to be near them - kal v'choimer ben benoi shel kal ve-choimer not to let their daughters or kal v'choimer their sons, may they live and be well, marry into such pesulim!!!!
  5. You say not to marry wealthy parents. Who will support the Yungeleit? How can we save Klal Yisroel and Am Yisroel and Knessess Yisroel without Yungeleit?
  6. You would let men and Chas Ve-shaloim women (chas mele-hazkir) meet and talk to each other in an unsupervised setting. How many mamzerim will come from such gatherings!? Oy va-Avoy! Loi Aleinu! You are destroying the Kedusha of Klal Yisroel.
  7. Our Mekubal Rav Bissel Meshuge has determined based on his kabbalistic techniques that you are actually the Sitra Achara! Cholilah Cholilah! You are the Satan! The Malach Hamavess! The Yetzer Hara!
  8. You sell t-shirts without collars and that are not button down. Chas ve-shaloim that someone should wear such a shirt. You are Machati es ha-Rabim!!!

Based on these concerns and many many more that we have judged not to divulge at this time we place you and your website (loi aleinu) under the strictest of Charamim. No one should ever look at this site. No one should ever utter the name EndtheMadness.org even in the bathroom or in the shower and not even in a Modern Orthodox Synagogue. No one should change any of their holy holy minhagim in finding a shidduch by following the guidance of the Gedoilei Yisroel and listening to Shadchanim and other great leaders in our communities.

May the merit of Klal Yisroel and Am Yisroel etc. etc. in listening to this Cherem be a merit to Klal Yisroel etc. etc. in meriting to have merit in front of the Aibeshter Yisboirach.


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