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Shabbos Toilet
This is sure to be the latest rage in the Shabbos industry. The Shabbos Toilet flushes automatically once every 20 minutes. Is there a halachic problem with flushing a toilet on Shabbos? No. Rather, not yet.There might not be a chashash, but there is definitely a chashash of a chashash, and therefore every Torah-true, God-fearing, truly frum Jew absolutely must install the Shabbos Toilet in his
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Price: $100
Kosher Toothpick
How can you put a toothpick in your mouth without knowing that it's kosher certified? Do you know what it's made of and where it was processed? Of course not! Sheesh, what were you thinking, anyway? You might as well be pouring crushed bug syrup on your Star K cheeseburgers.
Separate toothpicks for meat and dairy. Kosher L'Pesach available at an extra charge.
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Price: $5
Shabbos winter stilts
Make as few imprints on the snow as possible! Be the hippest winter Jew on the block!
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Price: $1000
Shabbos Glasses
Don't carry on shabbos! Wear the glasses that save your soul and protect your head!
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Price: $100
Jewish Community Blinders
When you don't want to see problems with the Jewish community....
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EndTheMadness Blinders
When you can't stand to see problems with EndTheMadness....
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Sackcloth
For all your pseudo-mourning needs
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Price: $2
Personal air filter for bugs
How could you leave home without one?
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Price: $200
Segulos!
Box of lucky charms! Free toy included
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Price: $18
Air from Israel
It is taught that air from Israel makes one wise (the political decisions of the Israeli government notwithstanding). Buy Glatt Kosher air from Israel. Endorsed by the Gedolim. Inhaler not included.
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Price: $613
Blessings from gedolim
Basket (3 pieces)
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Price: $30
Blessings from gedolim
Bucket (5 pieces)
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Price: $40
Blessings from gedolim
Big Bucket O' Blessings (18 pieces)
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Price: $100
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